I went to the eye doctor today, mainly to get a pair of really dorky-looking glasses, kinda like the one I saw Jay-Z wearing on Jonathan Ross.
This looks awesome.
But then they talked me into getting an eye exam. I said ok, just to make sure, since I hadn't gotten an exam in about 6 years. It was then that the doctor broke the news of my debilitating (not really) condition: exotropia, where the eyes divert outward.
Not only that, but both my eyes want to relax by diverting outward. It's when I try to focus on something that one of them actually comes into place, but usually not the other one, hence the alternation. So basically I have two part-time lazy eyes. Bastards. I guess I knew something about this before today but I didn't give it much thought. When I read something I find myself having to realign one of my eyes every few minutes.
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