Cranial nerves mnemonics

I had to learn all the names of the cranial nerves for a test this semester, and I used the mnemonic the teacher gave us:

On Old Olympus' Towering Top, A French And German Viewed And Hopped

That turned out to be a pretty lame mnemonic, because here was another one:

One Of Our Teachers Touched And Felt Virgin Girl's Vagina And Hymen

And to determine if the nerve is sensory (S), motor (M), or both (B), a student in our class gave us this mnemonic:

Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Boobs Matter More

Ah, pre-med students. Too sexually repressed so they make up shit like this.